20 June 2009 @ 11:30 am
[info]harry100 ~ Ramifications SS/HP, R  
Title: Ramifications
Author: [info]lilyseyes
Characters: Harry Potter/Severus Snape
Challenge: #37: Engorgio
Rating: R/Adult
Length: 100x3
Warnings: *AU, abusive!Dursleys, pre-slash, Harry is almost 14, set the summer before GOF*
Summary: Godfather on the run, Harry must return to Privet Drive until his rescue is arranged.
Disclaimer: JKR owns the Potterverse – I just play in it. No money is made from these amateur works.






"Engorgio!"

Harry jumped as Ron cast the spell on his battered trunk, trying to look impressed as Ron admired it. Turning back to his own trunk, Harry sighed at how little of it was taken up by everything he owned in the world – except for his Invisibility Cloak, which his Snape had. Closing the top, Harry locked the depressing sight away as he took one last look around his four-poster.

"Come on, Harry! Don't want to miss the train!" Ron called as he limped from the dorm, trunk floating behind him.

Harry followed slowly, hoping for a last glimpse of Snape.




Harry stifled a moan as he rolled onto his side, trying to find a comfortable position for his aching body. Fudge said he'd Obliviated everyone after the Aunt Marge incident, but Uncle Vernon knew Harry'd done something freaky and Aunt Petunia was sure she'd been embarrassed. The result was no food and Dudley allowed to indulge in "Harry Hunting".

Snape's words replayed in his mind. "Patience, my Harry, I'll retrieve you when everything is prepared for the bonding. No more than a week, I promise."

He'd only been back two days and Harry wasn't sure he'd make it a week.




Strong arms held him, a familiar scent kept him from panicking when Harry next surfaced. A vial was pressed to his lips; Harry drank it, the potion making him feel better instantly.

"Snape," he breathed. "You're here!"

"Apparently none too soon," Snape said dryly. "Those abominations won't bother you again."

Harry lifted his head, seeing a smirk on his Snape's face. "You killed them?"

The smirk broadened. "I entertained the thought, but the ramifications were messy. Instead, I switched your cousin's gender, making him an unattractive, but very feminine girl."

"Brilliant," Harry sighed, lifting his face to demand a kiss.


 
 
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roguegambit[info]roguegambit on June 20th, 2009 01:34 pm (UTC)
*snort* Dudley as an unattractive female? omg that's brilliant.
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:24 am (UTC)
Thank you.
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alisanne[info]alisanne on June 20th, 2009 01:46 pm (UTC)
Ahahaha! Dudleyette?
LMAO!

And people say Snape doesn't have a sense of humor. *g*
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lilyseyes: Snape w/wand[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:25 am (UTC)
LOL - Severus is pure evil when crossed - you know that! *snorts* Thanks, sweetie!
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fancypantsdylan: pic#8238222[info]fancypantsdylan on June 20th, 2009 01:57 pm (UTC)
hehe was there any doubt Dudley would be unattractive, good job Severus arrived when he did
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lilyseyes: DH Harry[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
Yes, indeed! Thands!
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aeryun[info]aeryun on June 20th, 2009 02:04 pm (UTC)
Oh, that has to be in the top 5 best forms of revenge against the Dursley's.
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lilyseyes: Distant Snape[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:26 am (UTC)
LOL! *bows* Thank you!
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morganlefay1958: LOL Cat[info]morganlefay1958 on June 20th, 2009 02:35 pm (UTC)
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Payback's a bitch!!! Oh and 'his Snape' to the rescue!!! Yeah!!
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lilyseyes: DH Harry[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
Glad you liked it! *snickers*
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witchdragon[info]witchdragon on June 20th, 2009 02:36 pm (UTC)
squee!
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:27 am (UTC)
*glomps*
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leela_cat[info]leela_cat on June 20th, 2009 03:02 pm (UTC)
Making Dudley a girl -- that is so much better than giving him a piggy tail. Nice.
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lilyseyes: Snape w/wand[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:28 am (UTC)
LOL! Thanks, sweetie!
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mysticsong[info]mysticsong on June 20th, 2009 03:04 pm (UTC)
Splendidly entertaining!
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lilyseyes: Harry hero[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:29 am (UTC)
I'm glad you enjoyed the drabbles!
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sassy_cissa[info]sassy_cissa on June 20th, 2009 04:35 pm (UTC)
female!Dudley...scary!!

WTG, Sev!
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lilyseyes: DH Harry[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
*glomps* Thank you, darling!
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katiebell_0408[info]katiebell_0408 on June 20th, 2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
I love Snape's sense of justice. Do you think Vernon, or Petunia for that matter, will ever recover from the thought that their actions changed Dudly into a girl. I'm sure that they won't see it as their fault, but I think that for narrow-minded people like them there are probably few worse fates.

I'm so glad that this Harry has someone to pick him up, hold him, and heal him. I look forward to their bonding.
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:30 am (UTC)
Thank you so much for your kind words - I'm glad you enjoyed this!
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majmunka: eyeHPSS[info]majmunka on June 20th, 2009 05:01 pm (UTC)
What a brilliantly wicked idea from you hisSnape :D
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lilyseyes: Distant Snape[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:31 am (UTC)
LOL! Thank you!
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Minxie[info]the_minx_17 on June 20th, 2009 05:52 pm (UTC)
*snort* ...but the ramifications were messy. Only Snape. Honestly.
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
*snuggles you* but of course - only Snape!
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keyairreem[info]keyairreem on June 20th, 2009 07:08 pm (UTC)
Brilliant!
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lilyseyes: Snape w/wand[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:32 am (UTC)
Thanks!
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Beatrice Portinari: Snape-Bullshit[info]torino10154 on June 20th, 2009 09:13 pm (UTC)
LMAO! Oh, my. I almost feel sorry for Dudley, but not quite. :P Great job.
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lilyseyes: Harry hero[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
LOL! Thank you!
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snarry_fan7[info]snarry_fan7 on June 20th, 2009 10:03 pm (UTC)
I really love this series of drabbles. Wonderfully written.~Sophia
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:33 am (UTC)
Thank you, dear!
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atypicalsnowman[info]atypicalsnowman on June 21st, 2009 01:41 am (UTC)
Hahahahaha! Oh, that's just perfect. Dudely a girl! Oh, he'd make a terrible girl. Wonderful! May I request a Dudely's POV of this chapter? Or even Petunia? Vernon? Anyone, I just want to see him suffer.

Oh, and the Snarry was sweet here too. : )
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lilyseyes: DH Harry[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
LOL! *snickers* I am so glad you enjoyed it! Thanks, sweetie!
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Kimberly[info]calanor on June 21st, 2009 05:18 am (UTC)
Severus is a good man.. even though he wants to kick The Dursley's to the curb he won't.. because Harry now comes first..

But turning Duds into a girl!!

OMG!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
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lilyseyes: Snape w/wand[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:35 am (UTC)
*snickers* Thanks, sweetie - glad you liked it!
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mac_tunes[info]mac_tunes on June 21st, 2009 09:53 am (UTC)
brilliant punishment indeed! lol~ Dudley will be the ideal lady in Privet Drive. haha!!! :p
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:36 am (UTC)
LMAO! I can just see the neighbors! :-)
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brissygirl[info]brissygirl on June 21st, 2009 03:56 pm (UTC)
No Muggle hospital is going to be able to undo that gender change!! And Vernon and Petunia will have a lot of explaining to do!!!

I think that has to be the best revenge idea ever!! But now Harry is safe with his Snape. I can't wait to see what happens with the bonding!
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lilyseyes: Distant Snape[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
*blushes* Thank you! I'm glad you liked it!
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ivylady[info]ivylady on June 22nd, 2009 06:44 pm (UTC)
Hahaha! Best revenge ever. Now if only he had switched Vernon and Petunia as well, though I guess them having to deal with a female!Dudley is punishment enough. LOL.

Harry's a little bloodthirsty, isn't he? Not that it surprises me, given what has happened to him.
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lilyseyes[info]lilyseyes on June 30th, 2009 03:37 am (UTC)
*blushes* Thanks, swetie - glad you liked it!
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